Sapphire birthday

When you turn the same age as the first 2 letters of the year you were born in.

Today I just turned 20 and I was born in 2000 so it’s my Sapphire birthday 🎉

by anime fan._. May 28, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My Second Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My Second Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My Second Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Birthday

Birthday

- the day you were born
- celebrating you surviving another year
- one year CLOSER to death c:
- the day you get to do anything you want

girl: "OMG its my birthday!!"
people: *giving you gifts*
~then realizing you are one year closer to death~

by sm0kingxdreamz March 13, 2020

Another birthday sunset

6 months before my birthday every year I get “OK” & girls only groups! For them they are presumably “married” and for me everything is smelled & WHY?

Another birthday sunset August!

by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019

birthday job

A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.

Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!

by Tihy September 15, 2020

birthday ick

The strange and unexplainable feeling of awkwardness and embarrassment that hits you around some or all of your birthdays.

Sorry I was acting weird when you gave me a birthday gift. I've got the birthday ick this year.

by sungem72 June 1, 2023

birthday crew

when all the people at chillies come out clapping and singing because it's your birthday

jimmy:hey waiter, it's timmy's birthday
timmy:SHIT
chillies people:*come out clapping with a burning cake* happy happy birthday from the birthday crew

by raybeez April 8, 2022