The Nut Edox

You dive your member on into your lady's blueberry yum yum and one of your balls gets stuck in her yum yum, the other one blocking it from view, like an equinox.

Eric suffered the nut Edox when he visited that whore on 5th street. Damn thats a big yum yum.

by Clyde M. March 29, 2007

HSN Nut

A sad, pathetic, person who spends hours each day shopping at HSN and constantly calling in.

Mrs Ashforth was a real HSN Nut. Each day about 20 packages would arrive from them.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Nut Tweak

To ejaculate, pump off a nut, shoot a load, split a nut.

nut busting ejaculation

a)The other day I had to avoid blue ball and had a quick nut tweak to relieve myself.

b)"Ah bitch I'm tweakin' out!"

by Tweakin_ January 15, 2009

Dusty Nut

Old Man Skeet

When a man over the age of 60 unloads his dusty nut, a white dusty cloud appears from the penis

by C1? January 3, 2009

Nut Leftoutis

A condition of both or one of your nuts not being able to properly for into your sports cup. #NutLeftoutis #NoNutLeftBehind

Man my nut(s) keeps falling out of my sports cup, I have Nut Leftoutis

by Testicle Protection April 14, 2015

Nut bae

Whilst receiving a blowjob you pull out, ejaculate in to your hand and in salt bae fashion use it to season the girls face

Dylan totally did a nut bae on the crazy chick from work

by Bagel87 June 21, 2018

Tree nut

The act of a male standing in a tree with a female located under him. The male then proceededs to masterbate to the point of climax and nuts on the females face.

Do you want to go outside and get some tree nut.

by Coopdogggg May 20, 2018