crunchy asshole

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.

You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.

by angryelephant March 5, 2019

Flickering Asshole

A person who demonstrates inconsistent assholery.

He’s such a suck up to both teams. Flickering asshole.

Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.

by c16a July 4, 2021

chrome asshole

The act of plunging into your girl enough to buff the surface of her rectum to be reflective.

I gave Suzy a chrome asshole last night

by PSN..slayer-wayne76 January 1, 2016

watery asshole

When you water your asshole too much

Bro why did you water my asshole so much now it's a watery asshole

by watery asshole May 6, 2018

joeys asshole

This can be very hairy for some when looked at.

This can be used when “joeys asshole is large and hairy”.

by Kookslam69 January 3, 2019

donkey asshole

something to rape

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole

by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022

Opp asshole.

Someone you strongly dislike.

Crystal is an opp asshole.

by Aimmeanne rose February 28, 2020