Crack Monkey

What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.

Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.

by Jodi S March 2, 2008

toe crack

the space between your toes

Damn, Nikky... you got a lot of cheese in your toe crack.

by nikki d 2.3 February 14, 2004

cracked a fat

To gain an erection

I seen her panties as she bent over and I cracked a fat right there and then.

by bl4cK October 20, 2008

Crack Canyon

High school located in Highlands Ranch, Colorado. Filled with rich spoiled "badass" kids who use their parents money to either start drug habits, or drug dealing.

"Dude, I hate Crack Canyon, we should transfer!"

by ihatecrackcanyon January 15, 2010

snorting crack

What idiots use as a euphemism for general drug use and a reason for misbehaviour. Of course they lack the basic knowledge that crack is SMOKED (what do you think a crackpipe is for, dummy?), and not snorted. It's powder cocaine, or llello, yoca cola, A1 Yola, and so on that you snort.

"You've been snorting crack?"
"No, fuckhead. Smoking it."

by Joey Boombatz February 25, 2008

CRACK POPS

Crack Pops Are Magically Delicious.
Fuck you!. Get Your own!

Mike: share your crack pops with me man please.

Charles: Nigga Fuck You, Crack Pops Are Magically Delicious. Fuck you. Get Your Own!

also used by people that are pussy to use real crack.

by TVS July 22, 2004

Snakes on Crack!

Referenced in the movie, Snakes on a Plane and quoted by Samuel L. Jackson.

Used to express overly violent animals or someone who is overly aggressive or hyperactive. Usually mumbled by a bystander or some crazy monkey.

Oh Great! Snakes on Crack!

What the... Snakes on Crack!

What the hell are you? Snake on Crack!?

by Helphi December 2, 2007