Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

ass goblin

The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.

Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.

Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024

Galley goblin

A flight attendant that is territorial over their galley to the point of not sharing food or beverage stock with other flight attendants.

The aft flight attendant was a galley goblin that didn’t let me get my first class snack basket or any of my restock, and people like her should be put on nothing but CRJ 200 trips if they hate working with others so much.

by jeisennenk May 17, 2023

Coochie Goblin

a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter

Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?

by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022

Croch Goblin

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.

I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.

by Local whore October 15, 2022

Semen Goblin

1. A child

a. A product of semen

b. Semen created it

c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?

a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption

b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen

c. Semen enthusiast

She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone

by Abner Anly April 15, 2023