COVID-Desperate

When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.

we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.

by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021

COVID nothing

COVID nothing which the nothing comes instead the number 19 as you all know that virus was a total not a thing and some said that it been given to us by the guardians that responsible for out simulations they gave it to the main world government in order to clean up the atmosphere for God to descent through our the clean atmosphere while paying a visit to the guardians at the south pole. If you remember six months prior to the COVID Nothing Madonna with an eye patch this was also relater to God's

arrival.

Dan: So COVID nothing emerge as not a thing

Nan: well as it came same it vanished COVID Nothing

by Covi- against the sun January 2, 2024

covid rapist

A person who does not practice social distancing or wears a mask, especially in a closed environments where they will more likely spread covid

Everyone did their best to bring down the R number, but it only took one covid rapist to double it.

by waryal January 28, 2021

Covid chimney

Donald trumps stupid orange face

The president is spewing bile from his covid chimney

by anonymous October 8, 2020

Covid Bob

Similar to a dadbob but it is only present because of the covid-19 pandemic which resulted in a shelter-in-place.

Person 1: Broh, I lowkey got a Covid Bob because of quarantine
Person: 2 Same! I need to hit the gym.

by Phantom_Beetz May 10, 2021

Covid 19

A man made disease created by the American Democratic Party to regain political control

Covid 19 might kill thousands of people, but at least we won’t have to see anymore of Trump’s mean tweets.

by MikeFJB’swife August 1, 2022

Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023