Young Waffled

When someone just goes for the nexus and says fuckit to the rest of the game.

Im going to young waffle this shit

Get young waffled bitch

by Young waffle April 14, 2022

Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 15, 2022

Glazed Waffle

When a guy cums on a partner's ass and proceeds to spread it on the cheeks around the booty hole. Then you lie down on their ass with your abs.

Brad: YOOOOO I finally glazed waffles her bro!
Chad: NO WAY BRO NICE!

by Peachy Phoenix June 10, 2022

Kraut Waffle

Eating a jar of sauerkraut then shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the screen.

To establish dominance in the dorm Kyle left a kraut waffle in Chad's laptop.

by Craxmoker December 20, 2022

Pog Waffles

A synonymous phrase for "nice" or "that's great" in a nonchalant way.

"Ms. Carly, you've been scheduled on shift this Christmas."

"Pog waffles."

by Lord Fabulous the 1st December 25, 2022

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

the waffle house has found its new host

the waffle house has found its new host is a copy-and-paste spam that has been going around youtube and other social media platforms.

Person, 1:the waffle house has found its new host

Person 2:I should spam this in youtube comment sections and ANNOY PEOPLE IN THE PROCESS MAKING IT ALMOST AS ANNOYING AS PNGTUBERS

by anonymous January 22, 2023