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Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.
Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.
by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017
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summers wife

The hotest gal ever. She will be summer's wife for life
preson 1: yo whos that ?
preson 2: thats summers wife!
person 3 : I wish I was her !!
by buuuuud October 19, 2021
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andrews wife

A stupid whore who gets fucked by multiple men daily
john: hey bob, did you end up fucking andrews wife last night
bob: yeah, me and 5 other guys
by TheSaltyCrab April 9, 2020
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Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.
When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.
by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021
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4TH GEN LEE KNOW'S WIFE

Aayushi is Lee Minho's only legit delusional wife.
Who is 4th gen Lee Know's wife?
oh, she is Aayushi
by thazzafact October 27, 2021
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Amelia's house wife

The person who has this discord username is the most amazing person you could ever know, they're kind and sweet and everyone love's them.
A: Have you heard of Amelia's house wife?
B: Yeah they're that really pogchamp girl on discord
by calli0px June 19, 2021
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banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
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