Devin Walker

A Devin walker is a man who needs love in his life but cant get it

Dude its sad your a Devin walker

by boiwhosu November 28, 2018

Prison wallet poop

When you don't have to poop, but you sit down and strain and force it. Like when you have to poop out contraband in the clink, you gotta strain and push

I knew I should shit before a night out, so I sat down for a prison wallet poop.

by elkenstein December 31, 2019

Paul walker

When you crash into pole or tree and explode into flames

"Yo that guy just paul walkered"

by 320allstar October 10, 2021

Gamer's Wallet

When the gamer receives a notification their debit card will not process the payment as a result of spending all money on the steam sale.

Son: "Mum, my debit card won't work!"

Mother: "But son you've bought 122 steam games - you have Gamer's Wallet!"

by Andybl June 27, 2011

Wallet Lizard

A negro that jumps people

I just got jumped by a wallet lizard.

by BertAlbert January 15, 2008

Wallder

Another name for "surprise" sex. someone who is constantly looking to get their leg over and has low morals.

can also be used to mean the act of facialising a woman post sex.

Wallders stare at bus stops and often approaches women he sees there.

by darth vader47659 August 8, 2011

M$ Meat Wallet

The term used to define a Microsoft Fan boy Consultant, who patronizes you into thinking he is not insulting your intelligence, but really helping a situation he screwed up in the first place.

"Jim, our consultant just sent us an email back after our thirty page report, and commented that the report is vague on the details of the issue with the Micro$oft product, our consultant is nothing more that a M$ Meat Wallet!"

by AgentOrangeSkies August 22, 2006