Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025

Low Taper Touch

The act of touching somebody with the tip of a writing utensil after licking it.

I'm going to low taper touch you!

by cry0n1s1s May 25, 2025

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

by I__like__toAST June 9, 2025

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.

Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.

by The hugaba December 19, 2025

The Cheese Touch

When a mans Penis has crusted allmost moldy layer and he pulls it back to see it and touches it without washing his hands after

Yo dude
yea
my friend tom gave jamal the cheese touch

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 3, 2026

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021