Thomas Coffey Syndrome

When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.

James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”

Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”

by Notleks_ November 20, 2019

Toast Of The Peak

The Toast of the Peak is the perfect toast, because fuck burnt toast, It is a perfect golden-brown with a perfect well-levelled layer of butter, and 3 THICC globs of nutella in the middle.

Mum: " Do YoU WaNt SoMe ToAsT!"
Me: "I'lL MaKe It BeCaUsE I MaKe It ThE tOaSt Of ThE pEaK!"

by BigWillyNathaniel April 10, 2020

Thomas Upton

A male specimen who thinks he is straight but is very incorrect. He has a high ego and is self obsessed. WANKA

Guy1:yo who is that guy who keeps saying Thomas Thomas Thomas

Guy2: he must be Thomas Upton

by Lilbbycheesus April 22, 2020

tmasaygh

if your friend is texting you while they are in the car, and they need to go, text them

“tmasaygh” because tmasaygh=text me as soon as you get home

avery: “hey! i’m in the car right now! i’ll text you later!”
lauren: “oh okay! tmasaygh”
avery: “okay! bye”

by immasnack May 28, 2020

Thomas Miles

Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.

Thomas Miles : Hey Regan wanna date
Regan: Fuck yeah dude
Connor: Fuck....

by DigBickEnergy May 31, 2020

tamasote

The genital area of a female known as the vagina when it's a fat cat. The word is of Spanish language Mexican-American origins. First sparked in Northern California as a sample sentence.

That Hyna Gemma has a fat 'ol Tamasote.

by Curse Session June 7, 2020

toasted plum

The brown part of the anus.

Hey man, wanna eat my toasted plum? It’s not gay if we keep our socks on!

by ZionTheIcon July 13, 2020