tobbe

An aesthetic sickkunt, cheeky af and always amped af. Gets his muzz on occasionally.

Have you seen Tobbe?
Yeah he's aesthetic af!

by Txbbe December 11, 2016

tablebear

A very weird awkward man. Must be a male to be one. He is the one to always say the dumb puns and jokes such as knock knock jokes.

Mike is so weird, he always says the stupidest things, he's such a tablebear.

by Eilah234 January 24, 2017

Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table

John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose

by SilversSun May 3, 2017

tableauitis

The debilitating mental anguish caused by the daily tableau refresh during normal business hours.

Ugh. My tableauitis is acting up, you want to get out of here and get a cup of coffee?

by matty-ice June 6, 2017

tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

by bmwtuner August 14, 2017

Tobbe L

A man with pink hair

Yo Tobbe L "Ska du färga håret rosa snart igen eller?"

by Tobbe Å August 21, 2017

tobben

Very smart good looking MAN. Well trained and handsome.

Tobben is a smart, intellegent and highly trained man.

by Sunni2000 November 8, 2017