Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique

As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.

Toasted Snowflake by Monty Burns May 7, 2020

ToasterVille 

ToasterVille is a location where the ElfishToast kind use to live in harmony. After they were overpowered the survivors were tracked down and slain except for one. After many many years there was The Great Toaster war where the last survivor was able to reclaim ToasterVille. Unfortunately all that remained were the crumbles of a broken down kingdom. With the support of others the last ElfishToast was able to renew the land, construction is still ongoing as of today but within time it is said that ToasterVille may grow to be the strongest kingdom of all.

Did you hear that the ElfishToast allied with ya know who to reclaim ToasterVille? It is said that with that alliance in place nothing can stop them!

ToasterVille by ElfishToast May 16, 2021

toasty thursday ©️™️ 

not to be confused with the slightly less valid toasty tuesday. toasty thursday occurs every thursday and it’s when sweet tato and the papas get together to smoke and perform weed shenanigans. anyone is welcome to join the toasty family.

person: toasty at your place?
2nd person: yea man, it’s toasty thursday ©️™️

toasty thursday ©️™️ by toasty thursday November 22, 2022

skin toaster 

A tanning bed.

Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.

skin toaster by Eric Maan July 31, 2010

weaponized battle toaster 

A longer form of weaponized toaster and battle toaster

Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster

weaponized battle toaster by person trying to be funny February 22, 2021

CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc. 

"If she/he had read the manual, she/he would know not to put toasters in water." ~Clap

Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"

You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"

CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc. by demitridasoda December 7, 2022

tastes like tits 

–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.

Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.

tastes like tits by Philip the person December 28, 2008