Sniff and Jack

This is the act of using a pair of worn panties to wank with while you smell and lick a pair of worn panties.

I got home last night, grabbed two pairs of Beckies knickers and had a sniff and jack last night.

by Beckies Panties May 13, 2011

Sniff-And-Run

Someone who sneakily snatches a pair of ''your'' underware from ''your'' room and quickley runs to the shitter to violently sniff at it whilst rapidly jerkin' thy's gerkin with a pervy grin on one's face...

AKA: Sniff-And-Run

Oh, It was one lovley Christmas Eve, when I excitedly got up early to attempt to catch-out 'Santa Clause'.

Then, I heard a sound that sounded very much like a 'Reindear' eating the food we left out. but to my shocking discovery, was just just my ''Good old'' Uncle Davie, with a pair of my dirty underware to his nose with his ''COCK!!!'' In his HAND!!!!! Who then tried to run away!!!...

AKA: Sniff-And-Run

by Jack-AllieBoiz November 6, 2011

Sniff Shifting

Blaming someone else for your own stank ass farts, not only your stank ass farts but blaming for your smelly feet
insighting others to assume guilt upon another person for your stink.

farting in a crowd of people and sniff shifting to the chick with the skirt on to make everyone think she did it and say,"dont look at me like that ! you know you did it stinky bitch!" Little does the crowd of people know ...you just sniff shifted.

"smells like skank in here" said the sniff shifted in a sly blame-trillequism

by kayzerpapa March 1, 2013

Shiffie

The act of taking a selfie while sitting on toilet, originating from the English words shit and selfie

Bruh, check out this epic "shiffie" I just took in the bathroom! *Sends shiffie*

by AnAmbiguousLawnChair January 20, 2015

Sifford

To be trapped in a one-sided conversation for a ridiculously long amount of time; typically hearing stories that have already been told 5-6 times. Attempts to maneuver out of the situation are typically fruitless, as the perpetrator of the event will undoubtedly follow until the listener is thoroughly Sifford.

My friend died in a vet clinic when his heart failed to outlast a Sifford.

by CaptainRedbeard May 22, 2014

Sniffder

A cheeky drink, normally at a time that you would not normally have one.

Nipped into the pub for a sniffder on my way back to the office after lunch.

by NZ Gary September 27, 2015

sniff his cucumber

Snorting a line of coke off of a penis (preferably a strippers penis)

*at a Bachelorette party* “Hey girl, you gonna sniff his cucumber tonight?” “Yas Bitch!!!!”

by Leetheconqered January 2, 2018