The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate

I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025

man squirt

The shit you have to squeegee off the wall when you're done. (Green side)

The man squirt got on the shower wall so I had to squeegee it off. The scrub daddy was not happy afterwards.

by Spiderjel February 18, 2025

Doom squirting

The female version of gooning

I’ve been doom squirting all night alone ugh

by Jackofffriday May 1, 2025

Doom squirting

It’s gooning but female version

Omg I doom squirting all night !!!

by Jackofffriday May 1, 2025

Saginaw Squirt

Saginaw squirting is the act of inserting mentos into a woman’s vagina and proceeding to fill the vagina with Diet Coke. The liquid that sprays out as a result is Saginaw Squirt.

I met this hottie at the bar last night and she took me back to her place and sprayed my face with that Saginaw Squirt.

by dswee June 12, 2025

Hershey Squirt

When you explosive diarrhea in your tight whites and throw up at the exact same time.

Dont drink too much you might Hershey Squirt

by shams35 January 27, 2026

kim squirt

When you are tucked so hard your nose bleeds and squirts everywhere!

Damn I kim squirted all over the bed sheets.

by kim squirt February 12, 2026