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Hands off my squirrel food 

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

Slap my squirrel

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
Slap my squirrel by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

lima bean squirrel 

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.
A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion
lima bean squirrel by mh3bean October 16, 2013

Feed The Squirrel 

Simply the act of a quarterback throwing the football to his favorite wide receiver on the football field. In times of need during a big game any quarterback will be looking to #FeedTheSquirrel. Fans love to see the squirrel get fed!
Fan 1: Oh no! Look were down by two touchdowns!

Fan 2: Don't worry just Keep Calm & Feed The Squirrel

Quarterback: We have a big game tomorrow! Im definitely going to be looking to Feed The Squirrel
Feed The Squirrel by Wa-hoo-Wa November 20, 2013

Dress the Squirrel 

To put a condom on
Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

glowing flying squirrel 

When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"