Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.

Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.

by memerrrrr August 17, 2011

Spoon

Really good at baseball, probably named Marissa or something

We replaced Marissa with tim without telling her because she’s a spoon

by Baseball is great February 22, 2021

spoon

An instigator; someone who stirs the shit.

Don't listen to the spoon. He's just trying to cause trouble.

by Sister Kevin October 3, 2022

Spoon

To hop from man to man Not being able to keep a relationship . Jump from mouth to mouth .

That’s shortys spoon brah

by EscoDaSnipa September 2, 2019

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!

“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”

by JackHang69 October 6, 2023

Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018