Santa’s Rodeo

When women dressed as raindeer pulling the male dressed as santa in a sled into a barn of horny elves.

cum on down to santa’s rodeo this weekend $6.90 a ticket

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Santa dirt

A person that brings bad stuff in your life.

It was a bad thing that I met you, you're Santa dirt

by Gobba September 16, 2017

santayah

santayah is a beautiful girl and great sister and and a great sister. you will be lucky to meet her. she always gets good grades and is good in school. is you meet a santayah you better not loose her cause she will be the best person you will every meet.

santayah is the best person you will ever meet

by maria colleen October 2, 2017

santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence

Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL

by Aloovn December 19, 2017

Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018

Santa-Be-Crazy

(Sahn-Ta) (Bea) (Crah-zie) Wow parents XD. He lands on top of houses(cuz he drunk) Covered in ashes when he comes down the chimney(he be smoking) Wearing a furry outfit(a furry gay outfit) And you let him into your house because he said he has something for your kids.(What good parenting skills)

Ohhh Santa-Be-Crazy because he just got exposed.

by Just-Laughs(Friday) November 29, 2017