Small Town Syndrome

When a person grows up in a small town and develops a fear or a belief that they couldn't handle any or all of the following: 1) Living in a large city
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation

These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions

These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.

Jakob is afraid that if he goes to a big school that he won't get to be the quarter back anymore. We're pretty sure he's suffering from Small Town Syndrome.

by Matson12009 September 13, 2023

Small Penis.

What you have.
A penis under 3.5".

A penis less than 3.5" is seen as a "Small Penis."

by ushelease September 18, 2023

Small dick as an insult

A form of sexism that is use to keep men at a form of lower status.

Hym "Yeah, women use small dick as an insult al the time. There is all sorts of female sexists and now it too late. I don't care what happens to you. If you aren't fucking you. Do. Not. Matter. Why!? Because if I'm not fucking I DO NOT MATTER!"

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

small foot

A Cinderella-like beauty sought out for her innocent beauty, as her cute, shorter feet suggest.

"Zherky's so lucky--he's found his SMALL FOOT for life."

by Mr. Flugety Flock September 27, 2023

small naeem

Someone with a small tojer and has ingrown hairs on this nipples

EW! he looks like a small Naeem.

by bodrul miah November 22, 2021

small penis

something that sami knows

“Hey im sami i have a small penis”

by loltitswhatomgyes November 21, 2021

Small Dick Syndrome

The condition which compells men, especially individuals named Oliver to overcompensate their lack of manhood by expressing they have a large penis or by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from Small Dick Syndrome

by Smalldicko42 November 22, 2021