slump

what brooke looks like when she's overtired and puts her hair in a bun and wears sweatpants and a hoody. The sight of a slump is usually followed by comments of 'ewww' (which are completely ignorant and utterly misplaced when made towards brookee).

Echo: "eeeeeeeewwwww I look like a slump today!!! my hair's in a bun and i'm wearing a hoody and sweats!"

Fool: "Ewww. look at that slump. she's gross."
SBB: "you're a fool. that is the only original ECHO and your comment was completely misplaced, totally ignorant, and in fact, utterly useless. go look in a mirror and I think you'll be surprised to find that the person wearing that disgusted expression on their face as they stare back at you is actually the very definition of a slump."

by LilBibby2342 December 10, 2008

shurple

a gay male,likes the penis and has a sidekick

hi im kevin shurple wanna be a sidekick brother?

by cailynn October 30, 2007

slump

To murder violently

For that money, I'll slump your aunty - Party Arty "Smack DvD: Party Arty v.s. Murda Mook"

by smack201 May 5, 2009

Shlurp

Sucking a turd out of someone’s ass through A straw.

Shlurped it like a man.

by Shlurpking May 8, 2018

slumpgod

When someone sleeps the majority of there day. The work “slump god” was created by Triston hofferth in 2016

When your friend invites you over and you get to his house and he is sleeping. That is an example of slumpgod

by Babybambro February 4, 2019

Slumpy

A soft turd that slumps when it hits a hard surface and has a low angle of resolution. If landing in water spreads out and floats, needing a courtesy flush. Very smelly.

I'd rather step on a horse apple than in a cow slumpy.

by John 999996 October 18, 2008

afghanistan slurpee

when a male engages in vaginal sex with a camel and cums inside of it, then going down on the camel and performing oral sex on the camel thus slurping/sucking out all the semen out.

At Ahkbar's bachelor party he got drunk and gave his sisters camel an afghanistan slurpee.

by Kyle Helvenston May 30, 2006