Nard Sandwich

When multiple men aggressively spoon each other on the bottom bunk of a bunkbed. The buns consisting of two random people and the meat consisting of the most popular person present. Extra toppings can be added.

"Damn, the Nard-Dog was so hard during the Nard Sandwich!"

"Mason, Bernard, and Aidan made a crazy Nard Sandwich last night!"

by Dogboot June 13, 2019

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trout sandwich

A sexual encounter with two elderly ladies.

Timmy mowed the lawn at the old folks home and was rewarded with a trout sandwich.

by Bombay corndogger July 4, 2017

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American Sandwich

When an American woman has a threesome with a Canadian man and a Mexican man, finally resolving both the Mexican-American War and the War of 1812 in a matter of minutes.

Hey Stacy, I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my friend Antonio Rodriguez. Wanna make an American Sandwich?

by Samtheginger September 24, 2017

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Dickslap sandwich

Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.

He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.

Dickslap sandwich

by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022

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Sandwich Shower

When someone showers before and after an event, or in the morning and at nighttime everyday.

I always shower before and after work! It’s a sandwich shower!

by ChunkyHippo July 21, 2023

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Wham sandwich

Wham sandwich is a way to describe one self or a friend if they are indeed wham. Smaller friends may stand in the middle of the much larger wham sandwiches and act as a filler. E.g. ham or salad.

Look at Ben he’s such a wham sandwich.

I wish I was a wham sandwich. I’m all but a slice of ham.

by Vladimirshootin November 23, 2021

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