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Shit Sandwich

The act of eating someone’s ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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pie sandwich

A pie between two slices of bread
by kiwis_invented_it December 11, 2016
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Jewish sandwich

A non existent sandwich that has never been made or ate but yet u still ask the question “have you ate the Jewish sandwich?”
Have you ate the Jewish sandwich yet
by Chef Spencer September 15, 2019
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Soup Sandwich

That paint job was fucked up like a Soup Sandwich
by Freddy All December 29, 2015
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Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.
Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.
by Sexydimma June 1, 2023
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Texan sandwich

An incestuous sexual position including 3 members of the same family.

One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.

Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.
My father and I decided to give my sister a Texan Sandwich to celebrate her 18th birthday.
by FRYZE March 7, 2023
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McBitch Sandwich

She broke up with me, so I ordered her a McBitch Sandwich!
by Nigfag69420 October 24, 2020
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