Tool Syndrome 

Tool Syndrome is a offset of crackeritis. When crackeritis is at its end, there are three things that may happen

1. You may get shot in a drive-by by a group of real black people
2. Crackeritis passes and you are fine(most common)
3. You undergo Tool Syndrome
Tool Syndrome includes being used, being stupid and douchey and will eventually end in your depression an then suicide

Guy 1: Justin Bieber's crackeritis is cured
Guy 2: Finally no more gay music
Guy 1: You didn't let me finish he now has tool syndrome
Guy 2: God Damn it

Tool Syndrome by fxw July 11, 2010

up syndrome

When you're so smart your brain is disfunctional.

Wow that guy has severe up syndrome!

up syndrome by big boi dan December 11, 2018

Cunny syndrome 

It is a syndrome where someone is attracted to anime lolis. This syndrome can also be applicated to people who play
Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Arknights, Azur Lane, and every other gacha game or anime that has animated 2d children below the age of 12 or has the physiology of a kid below 12 years old.

Floyd: hey do you know that guy named Kert?
George: Yeah
Floyd: I think he has Cunny syndrome
George: why do you think so?
Floyd: he plays Blue Archive, and he keeps sending this :sob: emoji whenever someone sends an anime loli image.

Cunny syndrome by Mr. Mister Man March 22, 2022

UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) 

Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.

"It's a good thing your baby doesn't have UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) because I'd just have to lie and say they were cute anyway, even if they weren't. Luckily, since your child is adorable, I can tell you that my fears of UBS kicking in were unfounded."

UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) by Derpa Derpa September 24, 2005

Danny Jones Syndrome 

A person who is naturally dumb/stupid or clumsy can be said to have Danny Jones Syndrome. The kind who accidently walks into things or drops important objects. Sounds naturally dopey when they talk. Name taken from the guitarist of British pop band McFly, who could be said to have the original Danny Jones Syndrome.

My Dad's such a 'tard, he forgot my Birthday again! He must have a case of Danny Jones Syndrome!

Danny Jones Syndrome by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009

Bottlecap Eye Syndrome 

When the clock strikes around 2:00am and your eyes suddenly start to feel like they are two bottlecaps stuck to your face.

Alex: "Oh its already 2:00am"
Zak: "Yeah, I've got some rotten Bottlecap Eye Syndrome."

Bottlecap Eye Syndrome by AlphaMayell April 19, 2010

Dead-By-Daylight Syndrome 

When a game is horribly balanced and the developers know it, but instead of creating proper workarounds for the hyper-dominant strategies the developers will create a single character or tool designed specifically to deal with these strategies. The result of this is every game being intensely one-sided as new strategies will be made specifically to tackle these new perks and characters, but nobody knows which side will win until the round starts.

Can be abbreviated as ‘DBD Syndrome’.

Some examples of games with Dead-By-Daylight Syndrome include (but are not limited to) Overwatch and Rainbow Six: Siege.

“God, these matches are so horribly balanced! Every match is a big game of Cat-And-Mouse as we try to counter each other’s counters!”

“Yeah, that game has really bad Dead-By-Daylight Syndrome.”

Dead-By-Daylight Syndrome by WrongTime March 17, 2021