SLUMP

SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.

#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”

by Anonymous(Z.A.) May 13, 2023

Slump

An unresponsive, catatonic state induced by the use of opiates, alcohol, or marijiana.

Bro was slump off the perc

Off the loud made that boy slump

by theslumpgod2 June 23, 2023

Slump Fuck

When you need to get out of your slump, so you take that level 2 and knock her out just to remember what it's like to score.

I've been on a dry spell, so I had to hit up the local hoodrat tweeker for a slump fuck.

by DaveInSoCal July 21, 2023

shtumpa

hitting a blinker from a water bottle naked while playing mo bamba

mom came home to me hitting a shtumpa and asked if she could join

by scooby master August 18, 2023

Slümpi

An ironic nickname for one's romantic partner derived from a Norwegian folk tale about a lazy beast, akin to a sloth, that dwells in the forest.

Love you, Slümpi
Hello, my Slümpi (Affectionate)
You are such a lovable Slümpi

by M0mbl3s September 3, 2023

Shumppupperler

A slur for the human race.

“Sh-ump-pupper-ler”

“We’re all a bunch of stupid shumppupperler”

by G0r3_gutzx3 August 17, 2024

Shumpty Dumpty

This guys is an eggy looking teacher and he teaches in LSC. He teaches everyone shit

Shumpty Dumpty shat on a wall

by Shum Egg October 24, 2023