Stonasize

In class a kid is afforded an opportunity to try something different he could play video games in his desk or go to the bathroom but in the time it took to go to the bathroom I was unopportunified by an unsuspected guy who thought it was ok to pick up my Nintendo like I had a process of do work in class before leaving an I’m normally don’t to be surprised by a Warrent of petty disguise when I was the suspended on size

Man look mufuka done told the teacher I’m beating my dick in class when I haven’t even whipped out my penis for a girl mufuka stonasized me

What does that mean

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Stonasize

by Nippi kay June 19, 2021

stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.

Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."

by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021

Stone

A stone is a natural material. It's often grey and hard. The humans in the stoneage used stones to build tools.
But I've got a guestion: Why tf did you searched for "Stone" in the Urban dictionary.

author: haha lol, this dude searched for stone.
Dude: haha lol, this author wrote literally the entry for stone in this dictionary

by LordLaberstein August 4, 2021

Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

Stonebhog

Intercourse between two stones.
Mainly used for people who act like stones during sex, no emotions, no feelings and no connection.

They were like 2 rocks banging into each other. It really was just Stonebhog

by D07 November 27, 2021

Stoned

when your at a state of high from weed where you’ve never been smarter

“Do you remember when we were so stoned that’s we started evaluating theories about aliens?”

by bananagram8 March 31, 2022

Stone Cold Hottie

A sexy as fuck guy called James, who just makes all the womens vaginas twinge and is so attractive, women instantly fallen in love with him!

James is such a stone cold hottie that he makes my fanny flutter!

by chlobs May 10, 2022