Soft life

Protects their peace. Does yoga, Pilates, spin, meditates, or any form of soft girl exercise because their health is a priority. They eat healthy foods and prefer whole raw, natural ingredients like fruits and vegetables. Prefers to look well kept and put together. Prioritizes a more luxury esthetic like name brands or authentic fine jewelry. Will not engage in drama or harmful relationships of any kind ie workplace, romance or friendship. Travels for self care and experiences.

I strive for a soft life

by Diction of diaries August 27, 2022

micro soft dick

1. A micropenis either in its flaccid state or with the inability to achieve an erection.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.

1. "He had a micro soft dick - Not only was it a micropenis but he could never even get it hard. It was basically a clit."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

swag on soft

a guy who has a feminine swag

Look at him, his swag on soft.

by Robin13 January 9, 2011

softball pussey

When a girl is wearing tight pants and her pussey area looks like a softball is lodged in there, the girl has a softball pussey. Similar to a fupa.

that girls crotch had that softball pussey.

by samsnatchcatcher November 27, 2009

Sofia

A gorgeous burnette with a European background. She is always up beat and is very positive. Has a great sense of style. Laid back, lazy but cute. She is very beautiful and all the guys are in love with her and loves her body. She has a really big ass like jello and big boobs. She flirts with all they guys and its hard to tell who she really does like. She tends to fall with the wrong people. Her family has very good morals, is very supportive and do whatever to make her happy. Sofia is very loyal and trustworthy and would never tell someone's secret unless she doesn't like them. She is very sweet and loving. Shes a wonderfull kisser and she is very good in bed. She has amazing talents that you wouldn't expect from her. She is everything a girl would want to be and they are all jelous of her. She will be very succesful when she grows up. The most amazing girl you will ever meet!!

Dude1: Man, did you see Sofia today?
Dude2: Yeah, she was wearing tight pants. Damn her ass was fine tho
Dude1: Yeah, I could smack that hard.

Girl1: Omg did you see Sofia's instagram post?
Girl2: Omg yeah, everyones commenting peach emojis
Girl1: Who wouldn't. I would kill for that body!
Girl2: I wish I looked like that!
Girl 1: Me too

by Aannoonnyymmoouussssssssssssss February 18, 2017

softball thickie

n. A female who would not be considered "fat" but has a slight chunkyness to them around the mid-section and love handles. In a steriotypical situation, if they were to play a sport it would be softball. These girls are not typically unattractive and would be considered "hot" if they lost about 10 to 20 pounds.

In Clueless (1995) Brittany Murphy was a softball thickie, however after losing those few pounds she is now a complete and total hottie.

by Lomonte95 May 3, 2006

Softie

Daniel Howell. Literally just Daniel Howell

Oh look! It’s Dan Howell aka the best softie ever

by Djh.softie May 23, 2019