Pootaster

A dumb reading of a very noraml phrase. From scrabble.

"oh... haha.... pootaster... I get it"

"it's poo-taster", retard.

by Elliott P February 9, 2008

pootler

someone who looks at female pigs and piglets gentalia

hey adam, don't you think that jacob just looks like a right pootler!

by gwatchsnitch March 16, 2010

Pootis

when somebody/something contains an odor too strong for the human nostrils

Hey dude, don't go in that bathroom. Its so pootis

by PootisTheLootis April 20, 2018

Party Pooter

Communal pooter at a party

Usually undiscriminating with regard to other pooters

Hey man have you had a ride on the party pooter yet?

by Dodgy_Adam February 4, 2009

Pooty

The severity of hyper activity.

by Anne June 24, 2003

Pootxmas

A day like any other day, except that it marks the birth, or dropping of a large poot movement.

Hey, today is the 20th, Pootxmas. Tonight to celebrate Pootxmas we should gather around the bathroom and light candles.

by Vicha January 8, 2008

Pootle Pie

A warm, snuggling little pie baby that is very good at pootling around. Can also do a wooly mammoth dance quite effectively.

Pootle Pie

by The Great Lord Onslaught February 26, 2009