Thrashing penis

a penis that has gone completly out of control and thrashes about with fury

"omg that guy has a thrashing penis!"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

Gurgle Penis

A game played with an unwilling participant, the object of which is to make the participant gag and make funny noises while the penis is inserted in the mouth.

George enjoyed a rousing game of gurgle penis with his imp Dougie.

by Stink Mage April 14, 2009

Settlemire Penis

A penis with down syndrome, that is oddly shaped, ugly, or deformed.

That guy in Group 2.0 looks looks familiar, I think I saw him in a faces of meth meme. It was no surprise that when he posted his dick it was clearly a Settlemire Penis.

by Rocktopler November 22, 2014

penis breath

What Elliott calls Michael in E.T

Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun
Elliott: IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT PENIS BREATH!

by Anonymous person..... July 13, 2016

Nigga penis

A black guys penis

That man has a nigga penis

by Getofmw July 3, 2019

Classical Penis

—adjective
1. going out of one’s way to be put on display in order to draw extra attention; usually with no invitation (like the penis on classical nude statues, e.g. Michelangelo‘s “David”)

Gf1: What is Angela wearing? Nobody wants to see all that...
Gf2: Yea, she’s being extra Classical Penis rn...

Dude1: You see Mike at the bar ordering drinks for those girls? You know he can’t afford that...
Dude2: Yea, that Classical Penis shit is why he still drives a Hyundai.

by M. A. Bham September 23, 2019

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016