the peanut 

if your gay and your giving your homosexual partner anal you grab his hair and say i have aids and see how long you hang on.

"so i did the peanut with bill last night. Hung on for at least 6 seconds."

the peanut by vjifgfghfjkgh January 10, 2009

slippery peanut 

A sexual experience or (gang bang) that requires fifteen hookers, and one to be covered in peanut butter. this phrase was coined in the the movie Saw by Adam while yelling at Lawrece

I'm thinking about having a slippery peanut with those hookers back there

slippery peanut by theSilentONE November 10, 2009

macchew peanut 

Macchew Peanut, also known as Matthew the peanut, Macchew Picchu, Macchew, Dr Macchew Peanut is a nickname for people named Matthew who are peanut brains. They are also very German.

Me: Hi Matthew
Matthew: It's Dr Macchew Peanut to you.

macchew peanut by jasm1neee November 17, 2019

Chunky peanut butter 

Underlying phrase for someone who loves to be choked during sex

She looks like a girl who loves chunky peanut butter man

Chunky peanut butter by Dswan1234 December 24, 2018

Muck Muck Peanut Butter Top Shelf

In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.

Etymology:

'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.

'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.

'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.

Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"

Crowd: /raucous applause/

Muck Muck Peanut Butter Top Shelf by Romance77 March 4, 2010

a peanut butter 

A name often used to describe guys that have larger breasts than most women.

Joe- "Hey did you hear Petey Doe's new song?"
Bob- "Yea that shits beat, he's a peanut butter."

a peanut butter by trololololololololll April 23, 2014

carrots and peanut butter

This is when a ginger man has a woody and covers it with his partners feces. He then lets his partner have a taste. This person MUST bite the woody, which causes the ginger man to bitch slap his partner and furthermore cock slap him/her. The ginger then samples the carrots and peanut butter.

Dude, I had the freshest carrots and peanut butter last night.

carrots and peanut butter by weeewooo June 26, 2009