Puppy Dog Etiquette

Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity

Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?

Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!

by VollDasBrainEyy March 15, 2019

ocean puppy

An ocean puppy is basically a seal being that their behavior resembles a puppy

I want an ocean puppy they’re so cute

by Rose12345678923456789 March 12, 2018

puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.

Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.

by Schmoe_Joe April 16, 2016

Angry Puppy

When taking your girl doggy cum in her butthole and then put a leaf blower into her ass so your cum comes outta her mouth

Me and my girlfriend just enjoyed Angry Puppy

by Jxlius January 04, 2019

puppy-dude

someone who is bossed around by their girlfriend and would do anything for them. Typically when the girlfriend is super hot.

dude 1: yo bro we playing ball today?
dude 2: nah bro I can't I gotta take my girlfriend and her friends shopping.
dude 1: you are such a puppy-dude
dude 2: chill bro im not

by Samot-boy April 23, 2019

puppy brain

When a person is obsessed with all dog breeds, and starts cooing over any dog they see walking the streets.

I have such Puppy Brain - I want a dog so badly.

by taiwks January 22, 2014

Puppy troubler

Someone with over zealous attempts to do good and help other people. Normally quite simple and slightly vacant with few friends. Often found working for hospital radio or animal charities.

Rob means well, but to be honest he is a bit of a puppy troubler.

by TheHRD November 14, 2010