orgasmic

when something is so good, unreall, or tastes really good.

omg that food is orgasmic

by Olivia and Ash November 21, 2023

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Orgasm-O-Matic

A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.

“Yeah I’m alone this Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna dust off the Orgasm-O-Matic”

by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024

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An Orgasmatron is a female who has a minimum of 8 squirting orgasms during sexual intercourse. Only one exists and has been heard shrieking off the coast of Wales itself. Many have documented it with recording devices as the Orgasmatron will.include with the 8 orgasms an almighty roar and a bellow that can be heard all the way across Wales itself. Very much like the yeti in that respect. A dirty sort not to messed with. Tread carefully.

Oi jock did your article on the 'Orgasmatron' make it into the national enquirer?

Oh my god I thought for a moment you were the 'Orgasmatron' the way you were shagging the shit out of me but you climaxed at only 5 babe.....
Phew.

by Taitai da fly guy February 16, 2024

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Orgasmic

Orgasmic is either food or a fit lad

Mate this pot noodle is fucking orgasmic

by Proper hard mate March 6, 2024

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Orgasm Fork

A fork like head massager with multiple metallic flexible spokes. When used on the head, especially behind the ear, it inevitably starts to feel almost like an orgasm. Works best when someone else uses this to messages on another one’s head.

Hey Jonah, can you pass me the orgasm fork from the table, I need a good orgasmic head massage. Also, Jonah, would you please be kind enough to help me out with this? It has more effect when someone else does it.

by Pseudoneutron April 15, 2024

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