bungalow butt

when you start to gain weight in your thighs and ass because you live in a bungalow and have no stairs for exercise.

also known in larger metropolitain areas as condo-ass. Condo Ass. condo ass.

now that we live in a bungalow, my ass has turned into a bungalow butt .
i got a condo-ass.

by ta-tas! October 2, 2009

butt wedge

a insulting nickname given to someone caught pulling out a wedgie

Ryan got caught pulling out a wedgie and got called butt wedge for the rest of the year

by shamefulwizard March 4, 2022

butt crust

the dried up poop in your butt crack

my bro has serious butt crust

by fricken chicken strips November 24, 2019

Cracks Butt

A word to describe ones frustrations with an object or person. Especially if they had one or two drinks at a slot machine game.

*hits machine* *took all her money* “This cracks butt!”

by Rainswerds April 14, 2019

Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014

crumpet butt

a small little British butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt

by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011