Hot neck

Farting onto the back of the person's head who is sitting in front of you, while seated in stacked, row-style seats typically found in arena or stadium venues.

Derrick, while enjoying a fine hockey game in the nosebleed section, farted . Unfortunately, Derrick did not backboard the fart thus seeping it out via the front onto Dylan's head, who was seated head to crotch level in front of him. The fart's heat gave Dylan a hot neck.

by The neato torpedo May 3, 2018

Hot Scale

A scale from 1-10 used to rank the hotness of girls.

Mike: How hot do you think that girl is on a hot scale?
George: Probably a 6.

by chikmanget August 9, 2012

Hot panini

A sexual position in which the larger party lies face down and second partner lies in the opposite direction face down on top of first person so that their head is nestled in their partner’s asscheeks, simultaneously offering a warm ass embrace to the bottom partner’s skull. Additional partners may be added as desired, as long as direction alternates at each level.

Would you join my wife and I and make a double-decker hot panini?

by Professor Reuben Tug July 27, 2018

hot jar

To receive oral pleasure after an intense workout in unbreathable pants.

She was looking to spice things up, so I gave her the hot jar.

by Money Hustard October 16, 2015

Hot fido

Much like the admirable crowd-favorite Hot Karl this act is performed by one of the canine species. Feed your dog whatever it is you've noticed causes him/her to drop severe rank steamers and have it to lay one of these mammoths across your stomach, back, face. Whichever suits you.

Well last night Dexter and I got into some curry and before bed he let loose a nice Hot Fido on my chest

by ZaSniper January 24, 2010

hotness glare

the glare that guys/girls get when looking at some nice person for the first time, that usually stops you from looking at them for longer than 1-2 seconds. usually takes repeated interaction with the person to get used to the glare, allowing you to be more comfortable around them

guy: yo dude did u see that nice hunny in our science class?
other guy: yeah but only for a second. Have to get used to her hotness glare before talking to her properly.

by jackster1287 September 23, 2010

Hot Doglet

4 hotdogs and 6 eggs (scrambled) cooked into one massive omelet. Commonly made by unemployed students.

Tom: "Man, I am friggin starving and I have no money."
Dave: "Better make a hot doglet."

by soopadickman November 9, 2005