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hot privilege

The special privilege very attractive people get when they say or do, something very stupid and are not criticized for it. Such as the hot office tramp saying that "We need to try to save energy because of climate change" while cranking the thermostat way up because of her short skirt and low cut blouse. Or when the office stud muffin looks right down a female co-workers blouse while talking and she just smiles when she would sue all you ugly guys for sexual harassment if you did it!
"Why is it so hot in here today?", asked George.
"Jennifer turned the heat up because she's wearing that little black dress we love." Replied Ted.
"Oh OK. She has the hot privilege whenever she dresses like that".
(and yes women do it for men too)
"Did you hear George got fired for sexual harassment because he tried acting like Ted?"
"Ha! That guy does not have the hot privilege Ted has!", said Fred while wiping the sweat off his forehead.

(note; all characters here are fictional so don't sue me)
by mayfieldenator January 26, 2020
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Hot Doglet

4 hotdogs and 6 eggs (scrambled) cooked into one massive omelet. Commonly made by unemployed students.
Tom: "Man, I am friggin starving and I have no money."
Dave: "Better make a hot doglet."
by soopadickman November 9, 2005
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hot sake

"Hot sah-kay" Noun. Semen fresh from the source.
Asuh bruh! "I gave her the ol' hot sake last night!"
by sakesan January 8, 2017
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hotness glare

the glare that guys/girls get when looking at some nice person for the first time, that usually stops you from looking at them for longer than 1-2 seconds. usually takes repeated interaction with the person to get used to the glare, allowing you to be more comfortable around them
guy: yo dude did u see that nice hunny in our science class?
other guy: yeah but only for a second. Have to get used to her hotness glare before talking to her properly.
by jackster1287 September 23, 2010
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THE Hot Seat

When two people have to poop at the same time. They perform the Hot Seat.

Subject one sits on the toilet with legs spread to make a hole, while subject two faces subject one and sits on his lap and poops between subject ones legs.
Harold and I had to take a shit, so we went ahead and did the hot seat.
by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 30, 2016
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Hot Scale

A scale from 1-10 used to rank the hotness of girls.
Mike: How hot do you think that girl is on a hot scale?
George: Probably a 6.
by chikmanget August 9, 2012
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Hot neck

Farting onto the back of the person's head who is sitting in front of you, while seated in stacked, row-style seats typically found in arena or stadium venues.
Derrick, while enjoying a fine hockey game in the nosebleed section, farted . Unfortunately, Derrick did not backboard the fart thus seeping it out via the front onto Dylan's head, who was seated head to crotch level in front of him. The fart's heat gave Dylan a hot neck.
by The neato torpedo May 3, 2018
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