A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!
by kagome122885 September 19, 2020
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AI Washing

Making over-inflated claims about use of AI (Artificial Intelligence).
Some companies claim to use AI when they're actually using less-sophisticated computing. They are AI washing.
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washed sweet potato

See that girl, she looks like a washed sweet potato
by Penipu Mati August 12, 2021
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Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me
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To make someone stop swearing
I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice
by Sexydimma April 10, 2017
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mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma February 05, 2013
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hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.
“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
by Ignominy January 31, 2023
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