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Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist

Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.
Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2024
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Slimy Morty

A slimy Morty is when you have your partner (who is congested or has a lot of nasal running) hawk tooh and thus making the penis partner have a green slime upon their penis.
Bro I got a slimy morty last night it was almost a little much for me
by Mysteryclass December 28, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Mere mortal(s)

All of us, mortal, imperfect, ungodly, animals.
What do I have to prove to you "Mere mortal(s)", you are just like me.
by Caramel.Thunder January 26, 2026
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Vigor Mortis

How your girlfriend’s body tenses up while cumming on your dick while you’re vigorously pounding into her wet vagina.
I fucked her so good she went vigor mortis on me.”- some guy
by THROBBY COCKTRAIN March 1, 2026
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post-mortem adoration

The Phenom of people suddenly gaining fame and being appreciated after they die even though they were ignored or disliked while they were living.

It often happens because when someone dies you don't have to acknowledge the bad aspects of them so you focus on what you like about them.
Van Gogh had a bad case of post-mortem adoration.

Damn dawg, if I was ignored in life but then gained fame and appreciation after I die, that would be post-mortem adoration
by melted paper February 11, 2025
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Post-Mortem loyalty

Loyalty from a widow of either sex to a deceased partner
My grandfather maintained his post-mortem loyalty for 32 years
by o23gfh November 19, 2025
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