MooseJob

Getting a handjob from a women while she is driving and you are in the passenger seat which causes her to get a speeding ticket.

"We we're driving home from the beach and Heather gave me a MooseJob."

by SlowpokeRodriguez June 30, 2016

mooseseal

When a guys dick goes floppy and swollen and dangles between his legs.

Damm what has that dude got down his pants I bet he's a mooseseal

by Elephant seal December 4, 2016

moosee

One who is highly attracted to mothers, cougars, and or milfs.

She something decent but im moosee to girls my age.

by Thang long December 20, 2016

moose slappin

A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.

"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"

or

"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"

by R0b0tMaker January 10, 2017

Moose

A retarded animal also known as a Houge, it loves to try catching fish with its eye's closed, sending snapchats of its best friend coor's because no one else will hangout with it, it also majored in finger painting and sucking dick.

One time I thought I saw a Moose, but it was really a large child with down syndrome.

by HougeHouge March 3, 2017

Moose Noise

A gross, guttural noise, often described as a mixture between a grunt, a shriek, and a shout.

The belted a moose noise as he was kicked in the testicals

by gueh March 5, 2017

moosehead

When you fuck a girl up the ass, pick her up and ram her head into the wall.

I gave my girlfriend a Moosehead last night.... she's in the hospital with a major concussion

by whipnaenae69 March 27, 2017