help me

I'm so overwhelmed and exhausted and tired but I don't want to give up because I cannot bear to become a failure, I don't want to be a failure but I'm so unbearably tired. I hate everything and everyone and how I feel and I can't do this, I'm so goddamn tired.

"nobody blatantly says help me because it's apparently an unspoken taboo to ask for help and nobody really believes you until it's too late haha"

by ChaoticallyCriticalCretin January 27, 2021

That's funny to me

when something is funny to you or your friends, in which is offensive to others.

Bill: My mom just died.
Tom: thats funny to me

by kiwi May 7, 2004

sug me

To Get "Sucked" (hence the term "sug") on by a Fine Chick.

"Sug me! Dayum Bae!"

by djundftd July 22, 2014

send for me

a slightly outdated phrase that is quickly making a comeback by those who feel important enough to require personalised invitations to attend menial events within their day.

Send for me when my breakfast of yoghurt and muesli is ready

by anon987654321 May 16, 2019

fade me

defeat you, beat you, make you a loser

'And the punk police won't fade me, and maybe we can have peace some day G.' 2Pac Holla If Ya Hear Me
'I don't trip and let it fade me, from outta the fryin pan, we jumped onto another form of slavery.' 2Pac Ghetto Gospel

by iverbballer September 30, 2007

excuse me

What you say when you fart. (Britain)

American: Excuse me.
British: -snigger-

by Desmondly December 9, 2008

me-mail

A self-centred e-mail, which talks in detail about your weekend, your relationships or how you are feeling etc, the contents of which are likely to be irrelevant to its recipients or are written purely as a form of self-therapy. Can be ambigiously friendly or malicious - within a close-knit group me-mails may be written to alleviate feelings of status envy in the sender or to attempt to invoke those feelings in its recipients.

Hi guys, had a FANTASTIC weekend. It's going SO well with me and John - I just can't get enough of him! Don't want to pour cold wataer on it but I think he's going to propose soon!! I know I'm so lucky to have met him, and he's so rich too. We went to the most amazing restaurant on Saturday and then he drove me all the way down the coast just for afternoon tea. How lucky am I?! Can't believe it's Monday already though - still, only a few more days till the weekend!! Can't wait!!!! Janet x

by Dave Drodge March 10, 2004