le mathieu a paula

le mathieu a paula est un homme avec les meilleurs bisous et qui a le don d’être extrêmement drôle:)) il aime tromper ses styfes avec encore plus de styfes et à de la misère à contrôler sa colère agressive :(( malgré cela il reste la personne la plus incroyable et unique aux yeux de sa paula qui essaye de faire voir à tout le monde se que elle voit en lui :)) rien :)) mais c’est rien qui comptes

wow le mathieu a paula a battu un enfant. encore 😳

by paulaaaahahaha May 16, 2020

Oliver Mathias

Person that is a PISCIS man...
He is lovely, shy, lovepfmylifeoliveriloveyousomuch, kind, monster 👹, olivermarrymepls
And most importantly

They are very talented, loud asf, sweet, interesting. lol why did i made this

Me: te amo amore mio, ily sm
Oliver Mathias: no, you.

by alex93732 March 26, 2021

Oskar Mathias Myrvoll

It is when you pee in your friends moms mouth after she gave you a blowjob.

"I like to Oskar Mathias Myrvoll

by Mowdzu June 7, 2022

Angry Mathing

When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing

Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers

by notsosimplesimpleton August 1, 2023

machiniality

(v.) act of boning machines

Andrew commited machiniality when he boned his laptop.

We caught Andrew in the act of machiniality with his dick stuck in his Taurus' tailpipe.

by Andrew69b November 2, 2008

machine cuisine

Food from a vending machine.

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.

by Neil Alien August 10, 2009

machinecat

A cat being used to make a machine gun sound in "meow" form. Previously shown on Web soup.

My cat can turn from cat, to machinecat!

by olympiano June 26, 2010