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Milf

Mum in late forties
Often sexual
Ur mom is such a milf
by rory (girl) 56 December 21, 2023
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milfitary

A woman with children (mother) who has elected to serve their country’s single male population by remaining fit and single.
Bromeo: Are you still hooking up with that hot mom from the gym?

Broseidon: Dude of course! You know I support our milfitary 100%. And I ain’t pulling out my troops if you know what I’m sayin’ ;).
by jabronitenderoni February 9, 2024
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MILF

by Ddubb1703 March 5, 2024
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milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)
He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal
by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024
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MILF'd up

To get a hot woman pregnant thus turning her into a hot mom or MILF
"Man that guy really MILF'd up his wife"
by RFTGHBGVFGHJ March 28, 2024
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Milf Dud

Her mom is smoking hot but she is a Milf Dud.
by It’s.just.TDB April 19, 2024
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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