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Mom I loved fucking...and would do again in an instant.
She is no longer a Milf to me, she's a milf'd!
milf'd by Marykate Veras March 30, 2013

MILF'd up 

To get a hot woman pregnant thus turning her into a hot mom or MILF
"Man that guy really MILF'd up his wife"
MILF'd up by RFTGHBGVFGHJ March 28, 2024
guy 1 : i summon dark magician girl!

guy 2:now thats what i call a d-milf
d-milf by teh munaky September 25, 2010

d’milf 

Look at that d’milf walking her big black Deek.
d’milf by Jaxonaction June 30, 2019

National Milf Day

this day is celebrated May 23rd EVERY year. we appreciate hot ass moms and future milfs
Chad: Yo Adam did u wish y/n a Happy National Milf Day. She’s so hot, def gonna be a milf one day.

Milk A Milf Day 

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.
Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.
Milk A Milf Day by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021