Monkey Man 

1) A pretty lousy superhero that does not quite fit in with the true definition of superhero. He's like Robin Hood, in the sense that he steals from the rich. But then he shoots the poor... and the rich. He's a monkey/human crossover from a drunken hooker and a horny monkey. He fell into a pit of toxic waste and gained super powers. He has an all red body, a curly tail, and a really weird single ear that droops down the side of his face. He has a trusty sidekick the boy, who can't do anything right besides being annoying and dying.

"Holy Genocide Monkey Man, your not supposed to burn down the church, kill the minister then rape his wife, just to get at the collection plate!"

"I don't care"

Monkey Man by The Mighty Pornus May 31, 2006

monkey butt 

after riding a motorcycle all day and your ass hurts so bad you walk like a monkey

monkey butt by Chris Anderson May 26, 2003

Monkey Dust 

Also known as PCP

A drug for the street slang talking druggies

Monkey Dust by Monkey_nuts December 4, 2003

monkey brain 

Grab the scrotum sac and squeeze it from the base tightening the skin around the testicles. The result is a perfectly formed miniature "brain".

Dude, her stone cold heart turned to hot lava once she seen the monkey brain.

monkey brain by Bret Austin September 10, 2004

monkey love 

Cinta monyet in Indonesian, a youthful love or first love equivalent to Western puppy love

Desi: Ibu, aku gugup tentang Ana. Aku pikirkan dia punya cinta monyet bersama dengan aku.
Fika, : Putri Desi, jangan gugup! Hanya mencoba lalu melihat kalau kamu suka...

monkey love by ChiJoker October 10, 2004

monkey city 

a city where you will find birds, balls, and booze

I went to that monkey city, but I left with the clap and a hangover.

monkey city by c. obscura November 2, 2004

monkey rape 

Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.

Can be quite noisy.

Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.

But they never got used to the screaming.

monkey rape by scodder May 6, 2010