Mastering Engineering

A program that allows students to do assignments online. It is designed to make the life of engineering students suck more than it already does.

Student A: Hey did you do mastering engineering?
Student B: Yeah, here's my answer.
Student A: Hey it won't accept the same answer!
Student B: Our numbers are different! DAMMIT!!
Student C: Try taking a ratio of your numbers and her answer...
*ponder for a while*
Student B: Okay plug that in...
Student A: Time ran out! ARGH!!

by HaruhiSuzuki November 30, 2010

Masturbation Frustration

The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.

Dude, I got so horny last night then my computer froze!

Man, talk about masturbation frustration!

by Noah h. December 30, 2007

masshole

1. For residents of Massachusetts, it is an achieved title for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no patience for other drivers on the road.

2. For non-residents of Massachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of Massachusetts that drive like an asshole.

1. I was such a masshole today when I went down route 128 at 98 mph.

2. Don't even think about cutting me off, you masshole!

by proud masshole December 6, 2004

Masseffecturbate

To occupy ones time by playing Mass Effect or Mass Effect 2 (Mass Effect 3 will be included when it comes out), instead of hanging out with friends or doing more important things.

Yo Eliot, why didn't you wait for us to pick you up from the movies? What, you couldn't wait to get home to Masseffecturbate.

by Gnezz10 February 25, 2010

Masculinist

Somebody who advocates for men’s rights. (The rest of the definitions here are biased.) Someone who wants Men And Women to have equal rights in the courtroom, social, and other environments. For the rest of the biased definitions, we get it, your a lesbian misandrist, no need to rant about it on the internet.

Joey: I’m a masculinist.

by Stopmakingsexjokes11 September 17, 2020

gash master

A large and useful tool that can always do the job to satisfaction..

Gent with a reputation for satisfying the ladies sexually..

Step aside", said the tall dark stranger.. Gripping his robust and solid tool in both hands.. "Gash master will show you how its done!

by Drex Johnson June 20, 2011

chronic masturbator

Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to

be a male, despite popular belief

"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"

by long bong silvers October 29, 2018