Little Johnny Rickfield

Andy Biersack's stage name when he was younger.

Now entering the kitchen, Little Johnny Rickfield!

by Lani Cupcake Massacre July 31, 2011

Crazy Uncle Johnny

one cool motherfucker

Look at that cool guy over there...he's Crazy Uncle Johnny.

by Mister Webster January 16, 2008

One Pound Johnny

a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.

b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.

Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.

by Johnny Panic September 11, 2012

5 Second Johnny

1.Someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.

2.Only being able to last five seconds.

Did you hear about Kyle?

Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!

by Scott Hack January 17, 2009

pulling a johnny

to tell a story that is exaggerated, sometimes to the extent of unbelievable, but more often just enough that it makes them look amazing, without being too far fetched.

dude 1: bro, the other night, I was in this really bumpin club with these two girls, and they both started sucking me off dude, together, right there!

dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?

by elfonzolera July 11, 2010

little johnny

The main character in many jokes, he's often misshearing words and telling them to others in distasteful ways. Known for giving his teachers terrible times, as he uses foul language, and makes sexual references. He often walks in on his parents in bed, or discovers his mother with the milkman. An all around bastard of a child.

Sometimes the jokes are twisted to feature Little Susie, or Sally, depending on the narrator. She's usually just as bad.

Esther Cohen was testing her 2nd grade class's imagination. She put her hand in a box, removed something without the class seeing what it was, put her hand behind and asked "Class I am holding something in my hand, its round, red and is edible, what is it?

Several hands went up.

Esther said, "Yes Robert".

Robert, "Is it an apple?"

Esther replied, "No Robert. Who else can try?"

Peter called out, "It's an orange."

The young teacher said, "No."

James shouted, "It's a tomato!"

"Very good James, that's correct," the teacher answered.

Little Johnny's hand shot up as he said "Miss Cohen, I also want to test the class's imagination."

Esther, reluctant to call on Johnny due to his propensity to use foul language, said "Okay, go ahead".

Johnny putting his hand in his trousers pocket says, "I am holding something in my hand, its three inches long and has a head, what is it?"

The class was quiet and no one had their hand up. The teacher thought quickly and said in a disgusted voice, "Johnny sit down and keep quiet. I don't want any of your silly jokes."

Johnny, smiling removes his hand from his pocket and says, "It's a match stick, Miss Cohen. You have a lot of imagination."

by ~Tamal August 9, 2006

One Note Johnny

Someone who constantly talks about the same thing over and over again as if they had no idea that they were notorious for talking about the same thing over and over again.

"I hate to be a one note johnny but goddamn, <insert hockey reference here>"

by Eric Seven October 7, 2005