Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess

"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"

by saigon22 June 17, 2012

Johnny

He’s him.

Person 1: You know Johnny?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s him

by ItsOwnlyJohnny November 23, 2021

Johnny

Someone that was born ready

Person 1: Are you ready Johnny?
Johnny: Ready is my middle name

by Soniahaha April 18, 2023

Johnny Cash

Jesus Christ himself.
To put it short, Cash was a country musician (he also did blues, folk, rock & roll, and gospel) who was born in Kingsland, Arkansas, on February 26, 1932, and sadly passed away from diabetes on September 12, 2003, at the age of 71.

Johnny Cash forever!

by 7568ino September 28, 2023

pulling a johnny

When there's no seats in the classroom left so you just stand outside.

Billy: "where'd he go?"
Jimmy :"he's pulling a johnny"
Billy :"oh ok"

by billymayonnaise October 22, 2015

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020

Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"

Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!

by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021