January 16

The day to slap anyone named rose

You: *slaps*
Rose: OW! WTF- oh wait it’s January 16
You: yep!

by HEY HEY HEY LAKSKSJDJDK January 16, 2021

January 18

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.

Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"

by DovanUwU January 17, 2021

January 17

Give your best friend a apple day!!!

Heres an apple.January 17

by What.does.this.day.mean January 17, 2021

january 19

National Bingus day

"Ayo! Today is January 19, National Bingus day! Let's praise the hairless smooth cat."

by bingusgrrr January 17, 2021

January 18

National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards

Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.

by Frænkie G January 17, 2021

January

It’s the best month of the year, besides December . It usually snows in January and my birthday is in that month. Also I share a birthday with Justin Timberlake !

Thomas: I’m so happy
Mindy: Me too, it’s finally January!

by Truley_Greg January 22, 2021

January 25

This is national tell your crush you like/ hug or kiss them day. Tell your crush you like them. Or hug or kiss them and they will have to be ok with it

Girl:*hugs crush*

Crush:”Right it’s January 25”

by Hcjucd January 24, 2021