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Italian Pitstop

In a group activity, where the fastest person takes a break to recover, until the slowest person arrives; then they immediately leave.
"Bro, don't do an italian pitstop on me - I'm out of breath".
by Kuncho December 13, 2022
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Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
by BDYY June 5, 2022
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Italian Icicle

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.
“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”
by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025
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Italian

Marc is italian, but not black on the outside
by MarcGblack man February 5, 2020
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Italian Appreciation Day

on May 1st is the day when you nake pizza and enjoy the glory of Italy on May 1st
Guy#1 happy Italian Appreciation Day!!!

Guy#2BADDABOOPIE
by TheKingOfTheWalruses May 1, 2019
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italian finger blasting

Finger blasting a woman while making Italian hand gestures.
Poppadi peppedi *Italian finger blasting gestures*
by Bobnos April 8, 2017
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italian crucifixion

When you tie a girl up on a cross and whip her hard nipples with an olive vine until they bleed.
Did you hear that Warren did the Italian Crucifixion to Heather last night?
by El wapo August 26, 2017
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