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Hoboken Surprise

When a couple are having sex in the doggy style position and the man turns the woman over to cum on her face and tits, and to her surprise he vomits on her instead.
The other night I told Gina to roll over so I could cum on her face and when she did I barfed all over her face and tits and asked her how she liked the "hoboken surprise"
by huntdogg365 November 30, 2010
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hobosexual

a homosexual that has low aesthetic sense and could care less about appearance and style, similar to that of a typical heterosexual male. (gay version of metrosexual)
I saw this hobosexual wearing jogging pants at the gay bar last weekend.
by HomoArigato April 24, 2009
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Hobot

Hobot or Ho-Bot, sounds like robot. A Hobot is a bot on the net that sends you spam, instant messages or posts on message boards trying to get you to check out a sex/pornographic site.

This Hobot keeps flooding my inbox! >:(
This Hobot keeps flooding my inbox! >:(
by Dj Puma February 28, 2007
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emo hobocore

Emo Hobocore, revolutionised in late 2005, with the hit Hobo Metalcore band 'Trashcan of Deception' which was based in a small country town within Australia. This band resulted in a great trend which travelled across mp3.com.au and spreaded to a more global audience,including the UK and USA, offending and confusing all who witnessed this 'vicious piece of shit'.

Emo hobocore reflected the attitude that emokids have little to complain about, or cause them woes or pains. Emo hobocore was an attempt to uplift the mood of modern music, through a poorly recorded medium, to express images of "Happy Hobos" - people who had nothing, but were happy with their lives.

This extends on the belief that 'Questionable Content' created the concept, as many had thought of it, and expressed this humour across myspace.com and other such blogging realms.
Emo moron: "I'm so sad, I lost my girlfriend, and my mobile phone in ONE day!"

Emo Hobocore: "Get screwed, I'm a hobo, I survive by eating rats and pigeons, while living alone in the same clothes I crapped in a year ago - yet I'm still smiling? Right?"

Emo moron: "Oh.."

Yeah that's right, find something WORTH complaining about.
by Adrian Snrub April 22, 2006
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ho-bo

People who I make friends with daily just cause they ask for a light or a cigoweed
ya heres a light ho-bo but don't touch me
by navaHO! June 29, 2006
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hobokin

Caitlin is a hobokin.
by Lluevos Rancheros January 13, 2004
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hobosensual

A homosexual who isn't attracted to the same sex.
Brett dressed up like Johnny Knoxville one time. They are both hobosensuals.
by Refies April 19, 2005
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