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You've dug your grave and thrown me in it

When you take the rap for someone else's actions, normally unwittingly and without consenting, this is a useful phrase.
Joe: Hey, what's going on Jack? Why is there a body in my room?
Jack: If anyone asks, you killed him, I tried to stop you, and there are no other witnesses. Now I must be going. Bye! *drives away too fast*
Joe: *shouting after Jack* You can't do that man! That's out of order! Don't you get it? You've dug your grave and thrown me in it! Now it's my grave! Man, you gotta come back!
by Oh my my October 14, 2015
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wired to the gravel

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.
I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.
by JAJBanks November 28, 2016
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Spilling the Grapes

Having a laxidasical conversation with your friend.
Did y'all finish the movie?

Nah, we just ended up spilling the grapes
by KarlMarx2012 January 12, 2017
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Digging The Grave

Essentially the same thing as robbing the cradle, except reversed. When a young person is dating a much older person.
Carol just got to college and she's already digging the grave for her new professor
by Eddie Muenster June 13, 2017
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juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."
Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.
by johny_e_good February 15, 2018
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gagging on the grapes

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)
"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."
by alabamahotpocket6969 May 22, 2018
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Open horse grave

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.
by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
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