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freshly ripe fruit

A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.
Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!
by Paul Lzto April 15, 2008
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fruit roll up

when a girl has her period and puts it on her face and when it dries the guy peels in off and eat's it
I got a fruit roll up last night it was so hott.
by JJ Schmitz December 31, 2008
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juicy fruit and bacon

adjective

Used to describe the smell of breath after one has performed oral sex and immediately chewed a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum afterwards.
"Man! I just had the worst day, and my girlfriend came home with a juicy fruit and bacon mouth!"
by superhero22 February 16, 2007
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Fruit Roll Up

A sexual act in which the male ingests a high level of citrus fruit (preferably pineapple) 24 hours before the sexual encounter. When the male is preparing to ejaculate, he pulls out and skeets on her back. After it dries on her back, he peels it off and feeds the fruity snack to her.
Male: It's almost dry now.

Female: Shit, I hope so, I'm starving for a fruit roll up!
by Jimmy9234 February 21, 2009
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Jew Jew Fruit

A gay Jew. Typically blatantly and obnoxiously homosexual.
by filletmignon January 16, 2009
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Sunkist fruit gem

inhibitor of affection, use at own risk
I was gonna kiss him, but he was still chewing on a Sunkist fruit gem!
by CrazyaboutYOU January 23, 2003
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Low Hanging Fruit

Expression used by proctologists to describe severe cases of external hemorrhoids.
The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."
by PJ Anderson May 28, 2008
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